"marshmallowy mama bearness with a side of lensflares wrapped in a cosmic bowtie." so says jabs.
Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock.
How obedient.
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“The man with him is Perry Van Shrike, a.k.a Gay Perry. Honest-to-god Private Eye. Consults in Film, TV. Just Incorporated. He’s Big Time. Also, he’s gay.”
PERRY: You don’t get it, do you? This isn’t “good cop, bad cop.” This is fag and New Yorker. You’re in a lot of trouble.
Top 100 Movies - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005, dir. Shane Black)
val’s expression throughout the duration of that line is hilarious to me. it’s like, “i really hope she doesn’t think i’m going home with this loser, oh god”
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